Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Look What You Made Me Do


I'm a good man. I'm a considerate husband, a loving father, and a conscientious employee. I don't deserve this. What did I ever do to you?


9 comments:

  1. Love it. Are there hidden pages I am unaware of?

    Worst on my list are: "canada fuck you" and "fuck you canada".

    Accurate summary of half of my posts.

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    1. Not hidden, but image searches are weird. It's also why I don't have the 'popular posts' gadget. The top three would be -

      3. An article with a picture of 'Doraemon Crying', which proves to be quite popular for some reason.
      2. A load of disappointed Scarface fans finding a picture of a christmas cake, and
      1. Chubby chasers. Fucking legions of them.

      I like the eclecticism, but unlike you I'd hope that's not a representative sample of my output...

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  2. I got some really nasty raunchy depressing stuff.

    The oddest ever....not sickest was:

    "Fat crying little girl sitting on Osama bin Laden's dead body"

    I will not ever forget it....what was that person thinking? Did the Spec Ops have fun with his body and some crying little naked local girl? WTF happened there.

    I scratch my head every time trying to come up with something. The search was from Saudi Arabia typed in English.

    I dunno?...I just dunno?

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    1. Jesus. I can only hope that he was looking for something pre-photoshopped to save him the trouble. Why would anyone want anything like that?

      Actually, best not to answer that.

      Certainly beats my weirdest, which is still 'egg fucking'.

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  3. Took me a few minutes to figure this one out but I finally got it! Who's that freaky guy who searched for fightstart.blogspot?!

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    1. Some people are just sick, Mr S. Sick, sick puppies, and it's best not to delve to deeply into the inner workings of their minds...

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  4. A John Waters fan was searching for his pink flamingo? At least it wasn't equine phallus (or something close to that).

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    1. PS
      Just for kicks, I tried to search for your page using the following key words: "this is how she start fight" + gorilla nipples. It didn't quite work. But, hey, I tried.

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    2. And thank you for trying. Now I know a little bit more than I did about search engine optimisation, so it wasn't a total bust...

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