Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson, 1999-2000
(February 2012)
The adventures of Spider Jerusalem continue. They’re about as subtle as a headbutt, but they rattle along at a fair old pace and are entertaining to read. Plus, violence is funny (not really kids! Remember to brush your teeth before bedtime).
My usual habit of buying these collected editions in pairs has come back to bite me in the arse here somewhat, as volume six leaves off halfway through a story-arc. I guess I’ll just have to be patient until my next order. It does give me a chance to expand on my theory about ‘Box-set Syndrome’.
Box sets wipe this out completely. Cliffhangers are useless if all you have to do it hit ‘next scene’. The unit of critical judgment expands from the episode to the entire series, and this exposes faults you might otherwise not notice as well as smothering strengths which would otherwise be obvious. You only need watch a few episodes of House to realize that if the timer on your DVD player reads less than 35 minutes, then whatever diagnosis they’ve reached is wrong. 24 is, somewhat ironically, a significantly poorer viewing experience when viewed entirely in a single day, even allowing for fatigue and eye-strain.
Box-set Syndrome, then, is the death of anticipation and tension. My mother called it ‘too much of a good thing’, but this is the 21st Century so it’s practically compulsory that I make reference to the pace of technological change and how it alters our consumption and thought patterns, and then make up some vaguely scientific term to describe it. I toyed with ‘Previously, this bit was still redundant’, but it didn’t sound medicalized enough, so ‘Box-set Syndrome’ it is.
"The adventures of Spider Jerusalem continue."
ReplyDeleteThat name.....just...first smile of the day...thanks :)
It's a zinger, ain't it? Wish I could take credit for it.
DeleteI hope The adventures of Spider Jerusalem continue....
ReplyDeleteMe too! I hope you feel able to expand on why you think so too, because as it stands you've just copied my opening sentence, complete with initial capital and extra full stop.
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I kinda prefer to consume my stuff the "box-set" way. I'm actually more happy if I discover a great tv-show that I didn't know when it's gone on for a bunch of seasons, then I can just gorge on it and get it over with and move on to the next thing. Annoyingly I discovered the tv-show "The Walking Dead" a little too early, frustrating having to wait six months now for the next season to start... Thankfully the comic has been going on for a bunch of years so I've already finished those 94 something issues!
ReplyDeleteI'm exactly the same. I remember going through The Wire in the space of about a month, and it only took that long because I ordered the DVDs one at a time. I'm sure I could have acquired them through other means, but I hate watching TV on my computer.
DeleteIt's one of the perks of being an adult, isn't it? There's no-one to tell you to pace yourself. It is a very different experience though.