Monday, 24 December 2012

364 nights a year

...he stands a lonely vigil over the barren Arctic wastelands of his home. Waiting. Always waiting...



Shoulda bought the little plastic deer as well. Hey ho.

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  1. I can appreciate when Santa keeps his f@#king reindeer and little bastard elves out of the way so as to allow quick, violent slicing and binge eating...

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    1. That was very much the plan. Can't help but feel he looks a little isolated, though.

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  2. OOOOOOOOOh YEAAAAAAH!!!!!
    THAT'S what I'm talking about!!

    I'd like to eat it all by myself while bad little children sit around and cry. If you have any bad students teaches out there...I could make a seat for them and make them feel the pain. Some kids get coal in stocking others get to watch a selfish teacher lick frosting off his fingers and pick chocolate cake crumbs and pop them in his mouth....laughing all the way ho ho ho!!

    Merry Christmas!!

    Cake #winning ;)

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    1. Look at what you could have won, eh? Think your flesh and blood Santa deserves some #winning love too. He certainly looked more sociable than the little plastic guy above.

      Merry Christmas to all (and to all a good night).

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