Day One
Incheon Airport – Starbucks refusing to either
give or sell us hot water for the baby’s milk because, “Environmental,” despite
my observation that it’s just an Americano coffee without the coffee, and thus
less work for them. This does nothing to improve my general mood. Shortly after
this Son #1 pisses on the play area floor, to similar effect.
Day Two
Heathrow Airport Arrivals Hall – standing in
the queue to buy the necessary sugar and caffeine loaded beverage, observe
magazine promising “Exclusive: Kate’s Post-Baby Weight Loss Regime” This adds a
piquant dash of novelty to the standard post-flight loathing for all humanity.
(That’s right, Fucknuts, close as you can. The nearer you stand to the
conveyer, the quicker your bags will arrive. It’s magic like that).